"Taurus, Brace for Impact: Your Love Life is About to Experience a Supernova... and I'm Not Just Talking about Your Netflix Binge of Battlestar Galactica!"
The next Taurus will start in 48 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 10 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 74 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 58 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 98 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Greetings, Taurus! Or should I say, "Resistance is futile!" Your week ahead looks as exciting as a warp speed run through a nebula. With Jupiter, the big daddy of the solar system, currently in your sign, it's like you've got Captain Janeway herself navigating your course. Expect major expansion in your life, be it your waistline from all those replicator snacks (I see you, midnight cheese platter raiders) or your social circle.
And let's not forget about Uranus, the galaxy's favorite punchline, also hanging out in your sign. Expect the unexpected, my bull-headed friends. This could mean anything from your boss suddenly deciding to swap standard work attire for Starfleet uniforms (fingers crossed for science blue!) to your pet tribble learning how to play the Vulcan lute. Embrace the chaos, it could lead to some Borg-worthy upgrades.
Lastly, our Third Quarter moon, at a ripe old age of 21.8 days, is acting a bit like a grumpy holographic doctor. It's time to introspect, reflect, and maybe give yourself a tune-up. Remember, even Seven of Nine took time for some regeneration in her alcove.
Stay strong, stay stubborn, and remember, in space, no one can hear you laugh at astrology puns. 🚀
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-03-03-2024)