"Bovine Star Gazers, Brace for a Cosmic Rodeo: Taurus, Your Planets are About to do the Cha-Cha!"
The next Taurus will start in 169 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 22 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 195 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 179 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 219 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hey there, Taurus! So, Jupiter is having a bit of a backwards day in your sign - it's retrograde, which basically means it's decided to moonwalk across your life's stage. It's like Michael Jackson in space, if you will. But don't freak out, it's not all bad news.
Jupiter in retrograde is giving you a chance to reflect and reassess. You know, like when you're trying to solve a Rubik's cube and you have to twist it backwards to make it right? This is your time to untangle the knots in your cosmic shoelaces.
Now, fellow nerd buddy Uranus (don't giggle, we're all adults here) is also playing the rewind game in your sign. It's like a sci-fi movie where time runs backward, but instead of it being scary, it's just a little... weird.
Uranus retrograde is all about shaking things up. Imagine it as a mad scientist in your horoscope, tinkering with the gears and cogs of your life. Expect things to get a little topsy-turvy, and remember, it’s okay to feel a bit like Alice in Wonderland.
Meanwhile, the moon is in its Waning Gibbous phase, like a half-eaten cosmic cookie. It's 20.3 days old, which in moon years is around the equivalent of a sulky teenager. The moon is urging you to let go. So, whatever doesn't spark joy anymore, it's time to Marie Kondo it out of your life.
In conclusion, Taurus, your universe is currently running on reverse. But remember, sometimes you have to go back to leap forward. Now, go forth and conquer the day with your nerdy charm and hippie spirit!
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-03-11-2023)