"Beam me up, Taurus! - Cosmic Bull Market Ahead or Extraterrestrial Abduction? Place Your Bets!"
The next Taurus will start in 199 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 25 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 225 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 209 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 249 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey there, Taurus! I can see you're eager for this month's cosmic rundown. With Jupiter and Uranus both pulling a retrograde right in your sign, you might be feeling like you've accidentally teleported into a sci-fi series where time is running backwards. Yeah, it's a Farscape kinda vibe!
Now, don't pull a Crichton and panic just yet! Jupiter retrograde is like your own personal Yoda - it's here to impart some serious wisdom by forcing you to review past decisions. Maybe that neon green turtleneck you bought last week wasn't the best choice; this is the time to reflect on that.
And Uranus? This planet is basically your friendly neighborhood quantum physicist who's decided to mess around with your reality. Expect sudden changes. One day, you're eating cereal in your pajamas, the next day you're negotiating intergalactic peace treaties. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
As for our 20-day-old waning gibbous moon, it's a little like your mom reminding you to clean your room. It's time to let go of what doesn't serve you anymore. So, wave goodbye to that pile of old comic books you've been hoarding.
In short, buckle up, Taurus. You're in for a wild cosmic ride. Embrace the chaos, learn from the past, and declutter. And remember, you're the John Crichton of your own life. You got this!
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SignToday Is Posting: 04.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-04-10-2023)