"Grab Your Space-Cowboy Boots, Taurus! It's Time to Ride the Galactic Bull in the Cosmic Rodeo!"
The next Taurus will start in 106 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 14 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 132 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 116 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 156 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Oh, joyous day. Another rotation of the Earth, another horoscope... *sigh*. So, Taurus, I've got some stellar news for you. It seems that Jupiter, the jolly giant of the cosmos, has decided to park itself in your sign. Isn't that just out of this world? It's as if a celestial party bus has pulled up at your doorstep. #JovialJupiter
But wait! There's more! Uranus, that backwards fellow, is currently retrograde in your sign as well. Now, I could tell you that this is a cosmic event of significant proportions, but really, it's just another day in the universe. You might feel a bit topsy-turvy, like your world has been turned upside down. But don't worry, it's all just a matter of perspective. #RetrogradeReality
Now, about that moon of ours... it's currently in its third quarter and 23.2 days old. If it was a cheese, you'd probably want to start eating it soon. Like, now. Otherwise, it's going to get moldy. But since it's not a cheese and just a rock floating in space, let's say it represents a time for introspection and self-evaluation. Or perhaps a time to contemplate the vast emptiness of the universe. Whichever floats your spaceship. #MoonCheeseMeditation
In summary, Taurus, you've got a lot going on in the heavens. A planet party in your sign, a backwards planet messing with your mojo and an aging moon urging you to reflect on the meaninglessness of existence. But remember, it's all just a bunch of rocks and gas spinning in a void. So, keep calm and carry on. Or don't. The universe won't mind either way. #NebulaNihilism
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 05.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-05-01-2024)