By The Chip Witch on Friday, 05 April 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Star-crossed Tauruses, boldly go where no bull has gone before: Unexpected romance and a Spock-like logic upgrade in your weekly horoscope!"

The next Taurus will start in 15 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 41 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 25 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 65 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Ah, the mighty Taurus! You've got Jupiter, the big guy of the cosmos, lounging in your sign like it's a comfy bean bag chair. Uranus, the celestial rebel, has also decided to crash at your place. And the Moon? It's waning, my friend, like my interest in that organic kale smoothie diet I started last week (I mean, who knew kale could taste so... green?). With these cosmic playdates at your doorstep, expect an energy surge that would put a triple-shot espresso to shame. Jupiter brings expansion, and not just to your waistline after sampling those galaxy-famous Martian donuts. Look for growth in all areas of life, especially those that involve taking up space - figuratively, of course (although if you do start levitating, please record it for Instagram). Uranus, on the other hand, is the cosmic equivalent of that weird uncle who shows up uninvited to family parties and starts a conga line. Unpredictable? Yes. Boring? Never. Expect the unexpected and strap in for a ride that's more thrilling than traveling through a wormhole! As for the Waning Crescent Moon, it's in its "I'm not a phase, mom" phase. Remember, endings are just new beginnings in disguise. Let go of what no longer serves you, like that collection of vintage alien bobbleheads... unless they bring you joy, then by all means, bobble on! The next Full Moon arrives at precisely 23:51:09 on April 23rd, 2024, and trust me, she doesn't appreciate fashionably late arrivals. Mark your calendars, because this lunar spotlight will illuminate your true desires. Whether it's world peace or world domination, the universe has got your back. So, Taurus, embrace the chaos, grow like Jupiter, and dance to the beat of your own Uranus... err, drum. Till next time, stay stellar and remember: In space, no one can hear you sing in the shower. #TaurusTakeOver #JupiterJive #UranusUnleashed #MoonMood #CosmicCongaLine

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.04.2024 07:12:01 (tau-05-04-2024)

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