"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Taurus Prepares for a Brew-tiful Week of Cosmic Surprises, Engage!"
The next Taurus will start in 104 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 12 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 130 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 114 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 154 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Alright, Taurus, buckle up. Your stars are doing the cosmic cha-cha and I've got the lowdown for you.
First things first, Jupiter’s parked its celestial RV in your sign, so expect an influx of good vibes and lucky breaks. Think of Jupiter as that rich uncle who comes to visit once every 12 years, showers you with lavish gifts, and makes your siblings super jealous. #JupitersJamboree
Now, Uranus is also in Taurus but it's in retrograde (doing the moonwalk, if you will). This can cause some unexpected plot twists in your life. Remember that episode of Star Trek where Spock grows a goatee and turns evil? Yeah, it’s sort of like that. But don't panic! Just keep your phasers set to stun and ride it out. #RetrogradeRodeo
The Waning Crescent moon is about 25.1 days old, which means it’s a perfect time for purging any unnecessary clutter. And I’m not just talking about that horde of empty takeout boxes under your bed. It's high time to do some mental spring cleaning too. #MoonMaid
The next Full Moon is on the horizon, and it's going to be a doozy. At exactly 17:54:43 on January 25, 2024, you'll feel an intense wave of...something. Maybe hunger. Or perhaps a sudden urge to binge-watch The X-files. Whatever it is, embrace it. You're a Taurus, after all. You were born ready for anything. #LunarLunacy
So that's your celestial scoop, Taurus. Remember, the universe doesn’t make mistakes, but it does have a wicked sense of humor. Keep your chin up, your mind open, and your snack drawer stocked. #StargazingSnackAttack
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SignToday Is Posting: 07.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-07-01-2024)