"Alien Chestburster or Just a Case of Cosmic Heartburn? Your Taurus Horoscope Unravelled!"
The next Taurus will start in 196 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 22 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 222 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 206 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 246 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey there, Taurus! Hope you're having a bullishly good day! I'm here to give you your cosmic weather forecast.
Let's talk about Jupiter going retrograde in your sign first. Now, this might sound like something that should be terrifying, like the moment in a sci-fi movie when the spaceship's main engine fails and everything starts to go backwards. But don't worry, it's not that dramatic! Jupiter retrograde is more like the universe hitting the cosmic rewind button on your life's DVR. Time to revisit some old issues and tie up loose ends. #JupiterRetrograde #LifeRewind
Then, we've got Uranus also going retrograde in your sign. I know what you're thinking: "Two planets in retrograde? In my sign? What did I do to deserve this?" Well, chill out, my bovine friends! Uranus retrograde is just another fancy way of saying it's time for changes. And I know change can be scary - like, 'new Star Trek series announced without Patrick Stewart' scary. But remember, change is the only constant in the universe. So buckle up, and embrace the chaos! #UranusRetrograde #ChangeIsComing
Now, the Third Quarter moon being 22.8 days old means we're nearing the end of a lunar cycle. It's like the moon's version of New Year's Eve, so it's a great time to let go of what no longer serves you - whether that's a bad habit, a toxic relationship, or that leftover pizza from last week. Trust me, it's not as tasty as you remember. #MoonPhase #OutWithTheOld
So, Taurus, your mission this week should you choose to accept it is to look back, move forward, and clean out your fridge. Remember, you're strong like a bull - you got this! #TaurusPower #CosmicWeatherForecast
Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground. And don't forget to laugh, because in this vast universe, we're all just tiny specks trying to figure out what's for dinner. #AstroHumor
P.S. Don't worry about the sci-fi spaceship thing. I'm sure the Doctor will show up to fix it. He always does. #DoctorWhoFan
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 07.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-07-10-2023)