"Build That Wall, Taurus! Uranus is Sending Its Comets, And They're Not Sending Their Best!"
The next Taurus will start in 72 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 7 days, at Thursday, 15 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 98 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 82 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 122 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Hey there Taurus, my favorite celestial Bull! With both Jupiter and Uranus taking up residence in your sign, it's a bit like having the school principal and the class clown bunking in your spare room! Expect a cosmic blend of wisdom, expansion, and a dash of unpredictable chaos - think of it as living inside a real-life sitcom!
Jupiter, the cosmic "Santa Claus," could bring you some gifts, but remember, he's also known to expand waistlines (and not just because of his love for intergalactic donuts). So, if you find your pants a bit snug, don't blame me, blame the guy with the giant red spot.
Meanwhile, Uranus is like that weird uncle who shows up uninvited, rearranges your furniture, and leaves you with a purple sofa in the middle of your kitchen. Unpredictable? Yes. Unwelcome? Not necessarily. Shake-ups can lead to breakthroughs, so embrace the chaos and see where it leads you.
As for Luna, she’s slimmer than a CD case right now, a mere slip of a thing at 27.6 days old. But don't underestimate her! Even in her waning crescent phase, she's got the power to stir your emotions and illuminate your path - just like the flashlight setting on your phone, only cooler.
The next full moon is clocking in at 12:31:19, 24th Feb 2024. Mark your calendars, folks. That's when you'll want to howl out your intentions, set your aspirations, or simply pull an all-nighter binge-watching your favorite sci-fi series (no judgment here!).
In short, Taurus, your planetary tenants are throwing you a cosmic curveball. So put on your helmet, grab your bat, and swing for the stars! #Bullseye #CosmicCurveball #JupiterJamboree #UranianUnpredictability #MoonMadness #AstrologyAwesomeness
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SignToday Is Posting: 08.02.2024 07:12:01 (tau-08-02-2024)