"Galactic Alert: Taurus Bulls Charging into Mercury's Retrograde, Remember to Pack Your Space Helmets and Cosmic Patience!"
The next Taurus will start in 256 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury moves to Taurus in 282 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 266 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 306 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hello, earthbound Taurus, you stubborn old bull, you! The stars have aligned in a way that surely tickles your celestial fancy, wouldn't you say?
With the Moon, Jupiter, and Uranus all lounging about in your sign, it's like the cosmos are having a little tea party in your backyard. And you know what happens at tea parties - secrets are spilled, alliances are forged, and sometimes, somebody gets a scone thrown at them. So, brace yourself!
The moon, our lovely silver lady, is giving you a wink from your own sign. Take it as a cosmic nod to let those emotions have a bit of a run-around. Don't worry, we all know you won't let them get too out of hand. After all, you're a Taurus, not a Gemini. (Just kidding, Gemini, love you too!) #MoonInTaurus
Jupiter, the big guy of blessings and expansion, is also hanging around in your sign. This is akin to having a jovial giant bestowing goodies onto your life. So, you might want to keep an eye on those lottery numbers. Just remember, with Jupiter, it's go big or go home. #JupiterInTaurus
And then there's Uranus, planet of sudden changes and rebellion, also making itself at home in your sign. Now, I'm not saying you should go out and start a revolution, but if you were ever going to, now's the time. Just remember to wear comfortable shoes. #UranusInTaurus
Lastly, we have a Third Quarter moon that is 22 days old. You'd think she'd act her age, but no. She's stirring up the energy, pushing you to make decisions and finalize plans. It's a bit like having an impatient aunt breathing down your neck. But don't worry, it's for your own good. Just don't forget to breathe. #ThirdQuarterMoon
So there you go, Taurus. A cosmic teapot full of opportunities and challenges. Buckle up, it's going to be a wild ride. And remember, in the immortal words of The Doctor, “We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" #DoctorWhoWisdom #TaurusHoroscope
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SignToday Is Posting: 08.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-08-08-2023)