"Beware, Taurus: Even Xenomorphs Can't Resist Your Charm - Check Your Spaceship's Airlock this Month!"
The next Taurus will start in 195 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 21 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 221 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 205 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 245 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.7 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Greetings, oh stubborn Taurus, the celestial bull with enough determination to make a black hole reconsider its life choices. As Jupiter, the cosmic party animal, moonwalks backwards into your sign, expect your inner hedonist to emerge, perhaps with an uncharacteristic desire to dance the Macarena at unexpected moments. #JupiterRetrograde #DontHateTheMacarena
Meanwhile, Uranus, the planet of change and slightly questionable hairstyles, is also rewinding the tape in your sign. This mischievous planet is all about disruption, so brace yourself. You might find yourself inexplicably drawn to polka dot patterns or, heaven forbid, voluntarily engaging in small talk. In any case, expect the unexpected. #UranusRetrograde #NotAnotherHaircut
The Third Quarter Moon, currently a smidge over 23.7 days old (but who's counting?), is just around the corner from its mid-life crisis. This moon phase tends to bring out the introspective philosopher in you, so don't be surprised if you suddenly start pondering the purpose of life... or why socks always disappear in the dryer. #MoonMysteries
In short, Taurus, your week is shaping up to be as unpredictable as a quantum particle in a disco. Embrace the chaos, let loose your inner nerd, and remember: no matter how retrograde the planets go, they can't rewind your progress. #AstroNerd #CosmicChaos
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 08.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-08-10-2023)