"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Stubbornness Might Just Move a Planet, but You Still Can't Outstare a Goat!"
The next Taurus will start in 134 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 14 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 160 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 144 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 184 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Alright, Taurus, hold on to your moon boots because we've got a double whammy of retrograde action happening in your sign. That's right, Jupiter and Uranus are both in the time-out corner, and they're giving us the cosmic equivalent of a sulky teenager's eye roll.
With Jupiter, the king of the cosmos, going retrograde, you might feel like the universe just downgraded your unlimited cosmic data plan. You're used to Jupiter's abundant blessings, but now it's more like, "Sorry, Taurus, the buffet is closed." Don't fret! Use this time to assess what you truly value beyond the material. Remember when Number Six said, "Desire is irrelevant, I am a machine!" Well, you're not a machine, Taurus, but maybe lessen the grip on desire a bit. #JupiterRetrograde #FrugalBull
Then there's Uranus, the cosmic rebel, also in retrograde in your sign. This is like the universe's version of a system reboot, and let's be honest, who enjoys those unexpected updates right when you're in the middle of something important? Your routine might be shaken up, and if there's one thing a Taurus hates, it's change. Channel your inner Number Six again and say, "I am more than capable of outthinking a simple machine." Embrace the weirdness and ride the wave, Taurus. You might actually have fun! #UranusRetrograde #ShakeItUpTaurus
Lastly, our beautiful Waning Crescent moon is 24.9 days old. She's not as bright as her full moon counterpart, but that doesn't mean she's any less impactful. In fact, this phase is all about releasing, cleansing and preparing for what's next. So, Taurus, harness this lunar energy to declutter your life - physically, emotionally, and digitally! Yes, this includes unsubscribing from those email newsletters you never read. #WaningCrescent #MoonCleanse
So Taurus, gear up, adjust your space helmet and prepare for a journey of introspection and unconventional adventures. Remember, even in the midst of cosmic chaos, there's always room for laughter, love, and lots of chocolate. #TaurusSeason #CosmicChaos
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SignToday Is Posting: 08.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-08-12-2023)