"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze on New Cosmic Pastures: Will it be Quantum Quinoa or Nebula Nettles?"
The next Taurus will start in 102 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 10 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 128 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 112 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 152 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hey there, Taurus! You're a stubborn bull in a cosmic china shop this week. Jupiter, the big guy of the cosmos, is chilling in your sign. Think of him like that one friend who crashes on your couch, eats all your snacks, but always has an enlightening story to share. In this case, it’s all about abundance and expansion. So, expect to be as stuffed as a Thanksgiving turkey with wisdom and opportunities. But remember, not all snacks are gluten-free, and not all opportunities are in your best interest. #JupiterJunkFood
Meanwhile, Uranus, the rebel planet that looks like it was named by a twelve-year-old, is also in Taurus. And it's in retrograde, no less. It's like a cold shower when you expected a warm bath. Unexpected changes are heading your way faster than a pizza delivery on a Friday night. Embrace the chaos, my bull-headed friends, because sometimes the best things in life come from the unexpected. Like finding extra fries at the bottom of the bag. #RetrogradeRollercoaster
Our moon, or as I like to call it, the universe's nightlight, is currently in its Waning Crescent phase, which is about 27.1 days old. This is the universe's way of saying, “Hey, let’s take it slow and reflect a little.” Kind of like when your computer freezes, and you're forced to think about your life choices. Use this time to shed old habits, like arguing with strangers on the internet. #MoonMeditations
The next full moon is doing its grand entrance on the 25th of January, 2024 at precisely 17:54:43. When it happens, make sure you take a break from binge-watching your favorite series and take a peek outside. The full moon is nature's spotlight, illuminating things we often overlook. Just don't howl too loud, your neighbors already think you're weird. #FullMoonFollies
So, Taurus, take this week head-on! Remember: with great cosmic power comes great hippie responsibility. Stay groovy! #BullishOnLife
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-09-01-2024)