"Bull Market Alert: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Bull Ride That's Part Twilight Zone, Part Star Trek, With a Side of Organic Kale Smoothies!"
The next Taurus will start in 42 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 68 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 52 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 92 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The New moon is currently 28.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Greetings, my Taurus friends! You know, the universe has been playing musical chairs with the planets, and guess who got the hot seats? That's right, Jupiter and Uranus have made themselves comfy in your sign. It's like a cosmic LAN party in the house of Taurus!
Jupiter, the big celestial cheese, is all about abundance and expansion. So if you've been feeling like your life is a sci-fi saga with too many plot twists, that's why. Expect to experience growth in areas you didn't even know could grow. I'm not just talking hair, folks!
Uranus, the planet named for a Battlestar Galactica punchline, is the disruptor-in-chief. Its energy brings change and transformation. So, hold on to your lightsabers, Taureans, because things are about to get real interesting. And by interesting, I mean potentially filled with alien invasions or sudden teleportations.
As for the moon, it's practically a newborn at 28.3 days old. This makes it a great time for new beginnings. Consider this moon as your own personal reboot button. So, whether you're starting a new knitting project, or embarking on a quest to build your own robot army, now is the time to do it.
The next full moon is at 7:01:37, on the 25th of March 2024. That's oddly specific, I know, but hey, when the universe gives you a time stamp, you don't ask questions. Plus, it's a great excuse to throw a 'moon party' and confuse your neighbors when you start howling at 7:01:37 sharp.
So, dear Taurus, remember: When life gives you Jupiter and Uranus in your sign, make cosmic lemonade. Or something like that.
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-09-03-2024)