"Steadfast Taurus, Brace for Impact: Uranus Plans a Surprise House Party in Your Stability Sector!"
The next Taurus will start in 163 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 16 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 189 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 173 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 213 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Good morning, Taurus, or should I say, "May the Force be with you?" As your in-house astrologer and part-time Jedi Master, I've been meditating on your stars and planets.
Jupiter and Uranus are both doing the backstroke in your sign, which makes me wonder... are they trying to impress each other or just messing around with your energies? By the way, if you're feeling a little out of whack, blame it on these two retrograde party-crashers.
With Jupiter in retrograde, you might feel like you've lost your lightsaber, but don't panic. It's just an opportunity to learn that you don't always need a weapon to fight off stormtroopers. Your charm and wit can be more powerful than any space-age technology.
Uranus in retrograde in your sign might make you feel like you're stuck in the garbage compactor on the Death Star, but don't let it crush your spirit. Instead, think of it as a cosmic nudge, pushing you to reevaluate your personal revolution. You're not in a galaxy far, far away; change is happening right here, right now!
The Waning Crescent moon, currently 25.7 days old, is like the wise old Yoda, reminding you that patience you must have, my young padawan. The next full moon at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023, is your cue to step into the light and claim your destiny.
So, Taurus, despite the planetary shenanigans, remember, the Force is strong with you. Raise your hands, harness the energy, and levitate those heavy objects in your life. Or, you know, you could just enjoy a nice cup of hot chocolate and watch a Star Wars marathon.
Until next time, "May the Force be with You!" #TaurusForce #JediHoroscope #CosmicShenanigans #StarsWarsAndPlanets
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.11.2023 07:12:02 (tau-09-11-2023)