"Beware, Taurus! Uranus in Retrograde Promises More Turbulence Than a Whovian Convention on Doomsday!"
The next Taurus will start in 101 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 127 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 111 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 151 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
"Hey there, Taurus! Buckle up your starship seatbelts because it's going to be a wild interstellar ride this week. Jupiter, the grand poobah of the cosmos, is sashaying through your sign. This is like having the CEO of the universe swinging by your cubicle for a chat. Only, in this case, you're not getting fired or promoted, you're just getting a massive dose of cosmic juju. So, expect good fortune to come knocking on your door. Now you just need to decide whether you're going to answer in your bathrobe or your best power suit.
Meanwhile, Uranus is throwing a retrograde rave in your sign. Yes, that's right, the universe's resident mad scientist is playing DJ in your life, spinning some crazy experimental beats. Expect sudden insights and inspirations to pop up like toast from a hyperactive toaster. Don't forget to butter them up and put them to good use!
And then there's the moon, our beloved lunar lampost. It's in its new phase, which is about as fresh as a daisy in spring, or that 'new starship' smell. This means it's time to make wishes, start projects, and generally act like a hyperactive squirrel on caffeine.
The next full moon will be on January 25th, 2024 at precisely 17:54:43. Mark it in your calendars, folks! That's the time when werewolves howl, lovers swoon, and Tauruses... well, probably take a nap. You do love your comfort, after all.
So, in conclusion, Taurus, this week is going to be as exciting as a quantum physics lecture given by a stand-up comedian. Embrace the chaos, enjoy the ride, and remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... unless you're on a Zoom call. #JupiterInTaurus #UranusRetrograde #NewMoonVibes #QuantumChaos"
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SignToday Is Posting: 10.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-10-01-2024)