By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 10 March 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus Bull-Dozes Through Planetary Chaos: Star Trek Warp Speed Edition!"

The next Taurus will start in 41 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 67 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 51 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 91 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The New moon is currently 29.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Taurus! So, your bull-headed self is going to have a cosmic party this week as Jupiter and Uranus are crashing at your place. Jupiter, bringer of luck and the biggest bloke in our solar system, has decided to drop by. And Uranus, the rebellious space punk, has chosen your sign as its cosmic hostel. You’re now the celestial hub! #PartyAtTaurusHouse The two guests in your zodiac house are like the Sheldon and Leonard of the cosmos. You've got Jupiter, who's all about expanding your horizons, just like Sheldon's ever-expanding universe theory in Big Bang Theory (See what I did there?). Expect some positive changes and maybe a few alien encounters. I mean, it's Jupiter, who knows what you'll find? #JupiterJamboree Then there's Uranus, your friendly neighbourhood rebel. This guy hates rules more than a cat hates water. Brace yourself for unexpected changes, Taurus. It could be as minor as discovering a new favourite snack (chocolate-covered curry chips, anyone?) or as significant as deciding to wear mismatched socks to work because... why not? #RebelWithUranus As for the moon, it's practically invisible right now, which means it's the perfect time to start fresh. Remember that difficult Rubik's Cube you've been trying to solve? Or that complicated equation that's been messing with your mind? Now's the time to give it another shot! #NewMoonNewBeginnings Oh, and mark your calendars for March 25th, 2024 at 7:01:37 because we've got a full moon coming up. It's like the universe's disco ball, ready to light up your life and make you the star of the show. #FullMoonFiesta So, Taurus, strap on your astronaut helmet, buckle up, and enjoy the cosmic rollercoaster ride! #TaurusSpaceAdventure

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-10-03-2024)

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