By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 10 October 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus, prepare the Hyperdrive for a Cosmic Bull Run! Just don't force-choke anyone on your way to Stardom!"

The next Taurus will start in 193 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 19 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 219 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 203 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 243 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey Taurus, this is your time-traveling astrologer here. We've got a bit of a "Back to the Future" situation going on with Jupiter and Uranus both retrograde in your sign. So buckle up your DeLorean and let's hit 88mph! First up, Jupiter, the planet of expansion and abundance is moonwalking backwards through your sign. It's like you've hit the jackpot in the cosmic casino, but the machine is spitting out coins too fast to catch! You might be feeling overwhelmed with all the opportunities coming your way. My advice? Get a bigger bucket! #OverflowingOpportunities With Uranus, the planet of rebellion and change also in retrograde, things are about to get as mixed up as Doc Brown's hair. You might feel like you're living in an alternate 1985 where Biff Tannen is rich and powerful. Don't panic! Remember, even in the craziest times, there's always a way back to your original timeline. Stay grounded, Taurus. #TimeTravelTroubles Our current moon, the Waning Crescent, is at 25.5 days old. She's like your favorite grandma, moving slowly but still shining brightly. Use this time to reflect and recharge before the next full moon at precisely 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023. The night sky’s gonna light up brighter than the flux capacitor! #MoonGlowGo So Taurus, hang onto your hoverboard. It's going to be a wild ride! But remember, no matter how topsy-turvy the cosmos gets, you're as steady as a clock tower struck by lightning. You got this, champ! #TaurusTurbulence Until next time, this is your friendly neighborhood astrologer signing off. Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground...unless you've got a flying DeLorean, of course! #GreatScott!

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.10.2023 07:12:02 (tau-10-10-2023)

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