By The Chip Witch on Friday, 10 November 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Stubborn Bulls, Prepare to Graze – A Galactic Buffet of Cosmic Opportunities Awaits Taurus!"

The next Taurus will start in 162 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 15 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 188 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 172 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 212 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, Taurian Stardust! Is your tractor beam pulling in all sorts of cosmic weirdness? Well, blame it on Jupiter and Uranus, both doing the moonwalk right through your sign. So, Jupiter is retrograde, eh? Typically, he's your cosmic sugar-daddy, sprinkling fortune around like it's replicator Earl Grey. But in retrograde, he's more like a busted holodeck, only projecting past mistakes instead of fun adventures. And Uranus? Usually, he's the wacky inventor on your starship, inspiring genius-level ideas. Now he's in retrograde too and seems to have turned into a malfunctioning Data, with his logic circuits going haywire, leaving you feeling a bit out of sync. But fear not, my celestial bulls! Take a leaf from Captain Jean-Luc Picard's book. When faced with a space anomaly, he doesn't panic; he adjusts his uniform, sips his tea, and plans a strategy. So, face your warp core breaches with the same calm determination. Remember, resistance is futile against the cosmos. The Waning Crescent moon is almost 26.6 days old, which is prime time for you to wrap up projects and tie loose ends before the next full moon (coming at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023, mark your star calendars!). So, boldly go where no Taurus has gone before. Embrace the chaos that Uranus is causing and learn from Jupiter's retrograde reflections. Beam up your inner strength, engage your potential, and remember to say "Make it so!" to your dreams. #StarTrekTaurus #CelestialBull #RetrogradeRodeo #WarpSpeedWisdom #MakeItSoMood

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-10-11-2023)

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