"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Stop the Stars from Shaking Up Your Routine!"
The next Taurus will start in 132 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 12 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 158 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 142 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 182 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Greetings, bold and bullish Taurus! Oh, what a cosmic cocktail we have shaken up for you today!
Firstly, Jupiter, the big guy of the galaxy, is pulling a classic moonwalk move in your sign. Now, don't panic, it's not going to squish you or anything. It's just Jupiter's way of saying, "Hey Taurus, time to look back and reevaluate those big dreams and ambitions." So, grab that telescope, your favorite pair of star-gazing socks, and take a peek into your past. You might find a few dreams that got lost in the space-time continuum. #JupiterBackTrack
Next up, Uranus, the planet with the unfortunate name, is also retrograde in your sign. Uranus is like the eccentric uncle of our solar system, bringing unexpected changes and surprises. While it's doing the cosmic cha-cha backwards in your sign, anticipate some surprising plot twists. Are you ready for your life to be as unpredictable as trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded? #UranusUnpredictableTwist
On the lunar front, we have a Waning Crescent moon, now 26.8 days old. Just like a grumpy grandpa refusing to go to bed, it's hanging on by a thread and putting up one heck of a fight. Use this energy to let go of any baggage that's weighing you down - and no, I don't mean that excessive collection of Star Trek memorabilia. #MoonRelease
Lastly, mark your calendars, hitch up your suspenders, and polish your glasses - the next full moon is on the 27th December 2023 at precisely 0:33:43. This lunar event is your chance to shine brighter than a supernova in a dark sky. So, make sure you're ready to strut your stuff, whether it's showing off your new quantum physics theory or that tie-dye shirt you've been dying to wear. #FullMoonFiesta
That's it for now, Taurus. Remember, the universe is vast, mysterious, and has a wicked sense of humor. So, keep that chin up, those hooves grounded, and always, ALWAYS, remember to laugh at Uranus. Until next time! #NerdAstrology
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SignToday Is Posting: 10.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-10-12-2023)