"Frakkin' Fabulous Forecast: Taurus Bulls to Launch Galactic Love Revolution Amidst Starry Cylon Confusion!"
The next Taurus will start in 314 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Wednesday, 14 June, 2023
Mercury is currently in Taurus
Venus moves to Taurus in 324 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 364 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Hey there, Taurus! Great to see you again, you stubborn space bull. Now, you know I'm not one to believe in hokey religions and ancient superstitions, but with Mercury, Jupiter, and Uranus all parked in your sign like a fleet of Millennium Falcons, it seems the Force might just be with you.
But don't get cocky, kid. With all this planetary action, you might find yourself getting into a few... umm, "scuffles" with authority. Just remember, sometimes it's better to let the Wookiee win. Besides, the Third Quarter moon being 22.7 days old means it's time to reflect on what you've learned and prepare for your next adventure.
Jupiter's got your back like a trusty co-pilot, so expect some luck coming your way. Maybe even enough to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs! And with Mercury in the mix? Communication is key, my friend. So next time you're in a tight spot, try negotiating before blasting your way out.
As for Uranus... well, let's just say it's gonna shake things up like a Death Star exploding. Embrace the changes, because they'll lead you to exciting new frontiers. Just watch out for any bounty hunters along the way.
So buckle up, Taurus, and may the Force be with you! (Or at least the planetary kind.)
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.06.2023 07:12:01 (tau-11-06-2023)