"Bullish Taurus, This Week You'll Be More Charged Up than a Particle in the Large Hadron Collider!"
The next Taurus will start in 192 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 18 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 218 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 202 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 242 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Oh, Taurus, my bovine friend! With Jupiter and Uranus both in retrograde in your sign, it's like having a couple of cosmic roommates who don't do the dishes. I can hear you now, "Jupiter, for the love of quasars, stop leaving your gravitational pull all over the place!" And Uranus? Well, let's just say things are about to get... unpredictable. Like that time I accidentally crossed the streams on my particle accelerator... or was it the toaster? No matter!
Now, don't let this send you into an existential tailspin, dear Taurus. Remember, as any self-respecting physicist will tell you - chaos is just an order yet undeciphered. So, grab your decoder ring and start unraveling!
The waning crescent moon, at a sprightly 26.4 days old, is like a cosmic countdown clock, reminding us that time is both fluid and crunchy... like a good peanut butter. Don’t ask me to explain that one, it just feels right.
The next full moon is scheduled for a rather punctual 20:24:27, on the 28th of October, 2023. I hope you've got that marked on your intergalactic calendars, because it promises to be a spectacle worth pulling out your telescopes for.
In the meantime, Taurus, remember to keep your hooves on the ground and reach for the stars. But not literally, of course. That would require an astronomical amount of arm extension...
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-11-10-2023)