"Taurus, Prepare to Graze on Cosmic Pastures: Universal Cow-tipping Not Advised!"
The next Taurus will start in 161 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 14 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 187 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 171 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 211 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Great Scott, Taurus! The cosmic flux capacitor is a whirlwind of celestial chaos this week with Jupiter and Uranus both in retrograde in your sign. Hold onto your DeLorean because it's about to get bumpy!
Jupiter being retrograde is like Marty McFly jamming on his guitar at the “Enchantment Under The Sea” dance - it's bound to shake things up a bit! You may notice an increased desire for self-reflection. Not to worry, my bovine buddy, this only means it’s time for you to take stock of your past actions, just like we did in 1955. Review your life's timeline and make sure not to accidentally kiss your mom in the process. #RetrogradeRomance
Now, as for Uranus, it's also retrograding in your sign. This might feel like you've suddenly been transported to a Wild West version of 1885. Unexpected changes are coming, so prepare yourself for some high-speed hoverboard chases. But remember, you can always harness these surprises for your benefit. Just like we did with that lightning bolt to fuel the DeLorean! #BackToTheFutureBlessings
Our waning crescent moon, currently 27.5 days old, calls for releasing old patterns. It's like saying goodbye to those plutonium-fueled troubles and embracing a Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor. Out with the old, in with the new, Taurus! #MoonMagic
And mark your calendar for the upcoming full moon on November 27th at precisely 9:16:41. This lunar event is your chance to reset your emotional circuits, sort of like fixing the Flux Capacitor. Time to set your intentions and let them shine brighter than the neon lights of the Cafe 80s.
So buckle up, Taurus. Remember, where we're going, we don't need roads. #TaurusTimeTravel
P.S. Watch out for those pesky Libyans!
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-11-11-2023)