"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Uranus is Doing the Cha-Cha in Your Financial House and It’s Raining Dollar Bills!"
The next Taurus will start in 68 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Thursday, 15 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 94 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 78 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 118 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Greetings, Taurus.
Science Alert! Both Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, and Uranus, the planet with the funniest name (come on, we're all thinking it), have taken a vacation in your sign. It's like inviting both the life of the party and the eccentric uncle to your place at the same time - so brace yourself!
Jupiter is known for its generous nature and expansive qualities. Think of it as that friend who always brings the double-stuffed Oreos to a party, even when you specifically asked for the gluten-free, vegan cookies. So, expect some over-the-top energy coming your way this week. It might be a good idea to invest in some stretchy pants.
Meanwhile, Uranus is all about innovation and change. It's like that nerdy cousin who turns up to family functions with a new gadget and insists on explaining how it works while everyone else just wants to eat their dinner. You might find your usual routines disrupted, but hey, who knows? You might just invent the next big thing in the process.
The Waxing Crescent moon, just 2.7 days old (aww, they grow up so fast), is not quite ready to reveal all its secrets yet. Think of it as the equivalent of the 'dot, dot, dot' in a text message from your crush. Expect anticipation, mystery, and probably some late-night pondering about what it all means.
So, Taurus, this week is looking like a cosmic sitcom, filled with unexpected guests, ridiculous amounts of food, and an undercurrent of mystery. Embrace the chaos, invent something new, and don't forget to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
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SignToday Is Posting: 12.02.2024 07:12:01 (tau-12-02-2024)