"Grab Your Bull by the Horns! Taurus Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Twist with a Side of Extra Guacamole!"
The next Taurus will start in 221 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 19 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 247 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 231 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 271 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, hardy Taurus, the celestial bull in the space pasture of the Universe! Now, let's talk about Jupiter retrograde. Normally Jupiter is like your generous cosmic uncle, but when retrograde, it's more like that same uncle after he's misplaced his glasses - he's still benevolent but a bit more bumbling. Expect some grace-filled stumbling!
And Uranus retrograde? Imagine if you will, a geeky teenager trying to walk while playing a video game. That's Uranus right now. It’s still brilliant, but its direction is a little... off. So, expect the unexpected, but in a really awkward way.
As for your lunar forecast, you're looking at a waning crescent moon, which is only 27 days old. This moon phase is like that piece of pizza you forgot in the fridge from last week. It’s not as fresh, but it still holds some delicious potential!
Your next full moon? Ah, mark your calendars, stargazers, for 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023. It’s going to be a celestial shindig of epic proportions! Full moons are like the Universe's disco balls, so start working on your moonwalk now.
Remember, Taurus, you're as steady as they come. You're the rock in a sea of cosmic soup. So keep on trucking, you celestial beast you. #BullInTheCosmicShop #PizzaMoon #NerdAstrology #OutOfThisWorld #DiscoBallMoon #RetrogradeRodeo
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SignToday Is Posting: 12.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-12-09-2023)