By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 13 January 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus in Hyperdrive: Prepare to Facehug Your Comfort Zone and Blast Off into a Galaxy of Change!"

The next Taurus will start in 98 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 6 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 124 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 108 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 148 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

"Hello, my celestial Taurus buddies! The universe has quite the cosmic cocktail planned for you this week. Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, is currently parked in your sign like a flashy new spaceship. Now, Jupiter is basically the Santa Claus of the cosmos - it brings expansion, good fortune, and occasionally, squishes you with its gravitational pull! Just kidding... mostly. Meanwhile, Uranus, the rebellious teenager of our celestial family, is sulking in retrograde in your sign. Think of it as Uranus blasting My Chemical Romance on its headphones and refusing to clean its room. This could cause some unexpected changes or sudden insights, so brace yourself for a surprise plot twist in your life's Star Trek episode. The moon, our beloved night light, is currently a 2-day-old Waxing Crescent - basically still in diapers. It's a time of beginnings and intention-setting. Remember, a Waxing Crescent moon is like a baby Groot — small but full of possibilities! So what does this all mean for you, my Taurus friends? Well, with Jupiter's expansion and Uranus's rebellious energy, you might feel a bit like you've been sucked into a wormhole. It's an exciting yet perplexing voyage through the cosmos. But fear not! The Waxing Crescent moon is whispering, 'Go boldly!' So strap on your space boots, set your phasers to 'stun' and beam up that Taurus tenacity! #TaurusTrek #CelestialSurprises #SpaceSantaJupiter #RebelRetrogradeUranus #BabyMoonBeginnings" Don't forget, the universe might be vast and mysterious, but it's got nothing on the enigma that is a Taurus under a Waxing Crescent moon.

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-13-01-2024)

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