By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 13 March 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Prepare to Charge into an Interstellar Love Affair with Venus's Quirky Cousin!"

The next Taurus will start in 38 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The moon is currently in Taurus

Mercury moves to Taurus in 64 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 48 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 88 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello, Taurus, the Bull-est of all zodiac signs! As the moon, Jupiter, and Uranus are all getting cozy in your house, you're basically hosting a cosmic house party. If this were a game of Monopoly, you'd be the guy with hotels on Park Place and Boardwalk! #BullishMonopoly The moon in Taurus is making you feel all warm and fuzzy. You might find yourself craving comfort foods and lounging in your favorite pair of PJs. Or, you might just want to hug a tree and whisper sweet nothings to it. Either way, it's all good, friend. Just remember the rule of thumb: if you're going to hug a tree, always ask first. Consent is important, even for trees. #TreeHugger Jupiter is also hanging out in your sign, and Jupiter is like that really cool uncle who slips you a twenty when your parents aren't looking. It's all about expansion, growth, and abundance. So, expect some good fortune coming your way. Maybe you'll find a random $20 bill on the street or get an extra scoop of ice cream at the parlor. Who knows? The Universe works in mysterious, and often delicious ways. #JupiterJubilee And Uranus? Oh boy, Uranus in Taurus is like a mad scientist in a chemistry lab. Expect sudden changes, flashes of brilliance, and maybe even a small explosion or two. Not literally, of course. Please, don't try to mix baking soda and vinegar at home. #MadScientistVibes With the Waxing Crescent moon being 3.4 days old, it's still a baby. This is a time to plant seeds, set intentions, and start new projects. Perhaps it's time to knit that neon green sweater you've been thinking about. Or start writing that sci-fi novel about alien llamas. Embrace your weird, Taurus. #NeonGreenIsTheNewBlack Remember, Taurus, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just stardust doing a funky dance in the cosmos. Keep your hooves on the ground and your horns in the stars. #TaurusTriumphant #CosmicChaCha

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-13-03-2024)

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