By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 13 August 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Quantum Bull Leaps Ahead in Time - Now You're Late for Everything...Except Breakfast!"

The next Taurus will start in 251 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 22 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 277 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 261 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 301 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Taurus! It's a sci-fi kind of day for you, with Jupiter and Uranus both lounging in your sign like a couple of Star Trek enthusiasts at a Comic-Con. You're like the planet's living room right now, and they've claimed the best spots on your cosmic couch. Don't fret, though! This is more fantastic than finding a never-used flux capacitor on eBay! The waning crescent moon is about 26.7 days old, a tad older than that leftover pizza in your fridge. And, much like that pizza, it's still good to go! This lunar phase is all about introspection. Kind of like when you can't remember where you put your glasses and they're on your head the whole time...yeah, like that. Now, brace yourself for a galactic surprise! The next full moon will be gracing us with its radiant presence at 1:37:05, on the 31st of August 2023. Not to put any pressure on you, but that's like your big Hollywood premiere. So, I suggest you start getting your metaphorical makeup done. So, what do these planetary shenanigans mean for you? Well, with the celestial bodies of change and expansion couch surfing in your sign, expect unexpected opportunities and growth. So, don't be afraid to boldly go where no Taurus has gone before! To sum it up, #TaurusSeason is looking like a box set of The Big Bang Theory meets Firefly, with a sprinkle of Doctor Who. So buckle up, because it's time for #CosmicCouchSurfing, #MoonMetaphors, and #FullMoonFiascos. Keep it groovy, Taurus!

#Taurus

SignToday Is Posting: 13.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-13-08-2023)

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