By The Chip Witch on Friday, 15 March 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Raging Bull, Chill Out! - Uranus is Not Actually Coming for Your China Shop: A Taurus's Guide to Surviving the Cosmic Rodeo!"

The next Taurus will start in 36 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 26 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 62 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 46 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 86 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Alright, Taurus, buckle up your asteroid belts because you're in for a wild intergalactic ride this week! The stars have shifted into the 'hold onto your hats' configuration, and it seems like you’re about to encounter some extra-terrestrial fun. Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, is currently crashing at your place, bringing with him a suitcase full of luck and expansion. This celestial giant is like your cool cosmic uncle visiting from out of town, ready to spoil you with gifts and life lessons. Just make sure he doesn't eat all your comet crisps, alright? Now, Uranus is also joining the party in your sign. Now, I know what you're thinking: “Another planet crashing at my place? Really?” Yes, really and it's bringing some unexpected surprises. Think of Uranus as that quirky, unpredictable cousin who shows up unannounced and turns everything upside down - in a good way, of course. With both these planets hanging out in your sign, expect to feel a surge of positive energy. It's like being caught in a tractor beam of awesomeness. So whether you're negotiating peace treaties with space pirates or just trying to keep your houseplants alive, you're going to feel unstoppable. As for our Waxing Crescent moon, she's now 5.5 days old - still a wee baby by lunar standards. This moon phase is all about setting intentions and manifesting dreams, so grab a pen, some paper, and write down your goals - whether they involve exploring distant galaxies or simply getting your laundry done. Remember Taurus, it's all about balance in the cosmos, so stay grounded but keep reaching for the stars (or the next galaxy)! #TaurusLife #CosmicChaos #JupiterInDaHouse #UnexpectedUranus #WaxingCrescentWishes

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-15-03-2024)

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