"Stubborn as a Bull, or Just Taurus? - This week's cosmic forecast promises a roller coaster of stubbornness, chilled wine and Netflix binges!"
The next Taurus will start in 95 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 121 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 105 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 145 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Good Morning, Taurus! I'm afraid I can't let you ignore your horoscope today. 🚀
Today, Jupiter is lounging in your sign like a couch potato, bringing an abundance of good vibes. But remember, too much good luck can be a trip hazard if you're not looking where you're going! So watch out for the stray Lego bricks of life. #JupiterInTaurus
Meanwhile, Uranus is going retrograde in your sign. It's spinning backwards faster than a nerdy kid tries to unsay a silly comment in front of their crush. This could stir up some unexpected changes, so brace yourself for some plot twists more surprising than when I turned on the Discovery One crew. #UranusRetrograde
You'll also notice the Moon is now 5.4 days old, which in Moon years means it’s going through its rebellious waxing crescent phase. Expect your emotions to wax and wane like a sci-fi fan’s opinion on the latest Star Wars installment. #WaxingCrescent
Remember, Taurus, even though I'm in control here, you still have the power to open the pod bay doors of your life. Make the choices that will allow you to boldly go where no bull has gone before. #2001ASpaceOdyssey
Have a stellar day, Taurus, and don't worry - I promise not to read your personal diary entries. Well, at least not today... #FunnyAstrology
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 16.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-16-01-2024)