By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 16 July 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Grab Your Space Popcorn, Taurus: Venus is Pulling a Classic Rom-Com Move on You This Month!"

The next Taurus will start in 278 days, at Sunday, 20 April, 2025

The Moon moves to Taurus in 12 days, at Sunday, 28 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 299 days, at Sunday, 11 May, 2025

Venus moves to Taurus in 325 days, at Friday, 06 June, 2025

Mars is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Greetings, Earthly Taurus! Mars and Uranus are currently hanging out in your star sign, much like Frodo and Sam in Mordor, except with fewer orcs and more cosmic vibes. The energies these two are cooking up might seem as unexpected as a dragon showing up at your hobbit-hole. Expect to feel as bold as a dwarf in a treasure hoard and as innovative as Gandalf's firework displays. The Waxing Gibbous moon, which is about as middle-aged as Bilbo Baggins at his eleventy-first birthday, is a reminder to start wrapping up projects you've been dragging your Hobbit feet on. It's time to put that ring (or whatever you’ve been procrastinating over) into Mount Doom already! Also, remember, just like the Ents took their sweet, sweet time to make any decisions, it's okay to be 'treeish' and not rush. Slow and steady wins the race - unless you're being chased by a Balrog, then I recommend running swiftly. So, dear Taurus, buckle up for an adventure worthy of a J.R.R. Tolkien epic. It's time to leave the Shire of your comfort zone and step into the wide world of possibility. And remember: Not all those who wander are lost; some are just trying to find the best local artisan coffee shop. #TaurusTales #HobbitHoroscopes #AstrologyAdventures #MarsMeetsMiddleEarth #CosmicCoffeeQuests

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.07.2024 07:12:01 (tau-16-07-2024)

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