By The Chip Witch on Monday, 18 March 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Picasso Paints the Stars! Taurus, Brace for a Cubist Love Affair with Venus!"

The next Taurus will start in 33 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 23 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 59 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 43 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 83 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings my cosmic bulls, Taurus! This is your friendly neighborhood astrologer, and boy oh boy, do we have an interstellar party in your sign right now. Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, is parked in your driveway, and he's brought Uranus along too. It's like a celestial pizza party, and you're the host! Now, Jupiter being in your territory is like having Santa Claus over for dinner. He brings gifts, expands your horizons and probably eats all your cookies. You can expect some serious growth, a dash of luck and a sprinkle of wisdom coming your way. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility, or was that another universe? #SpiderTaurus And then there's Uranus, the quirky uncle of the planetary family. He's that cool, unpredictable guy who does things differently and inspires you to break free from your own patterns. Look out for sudden changes and flashes of innovation. It's time to mix things up, Taurus. Be the bull in the china shop... but you know, metaphorically. No actual china shops please! #UranusInTaurus As for the First Quarter moon? Well, it's 8.5 days old, which in lunar terms makes it a tween. Expect some mood swings and challenges, but hey, you're a Taurus. You've got this. The universe believes in your resilience to handle any cosmic curveballs. #BullsEye So, grab your telescope, dust off your spacesuit and get ready for an exciting ride on the cosmic rollercoaster. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream...unless it’s on social media. #AstroHumor #TaurusTakeover

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-18-03-2024)

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