"Unidentified Flying Love Interests: Taurus, Your Heart's About to Enter a New Galaxy!"
The next Taurus will start in 185 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 211 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 195 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 235 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hey, Taurus folks! Get ready to strap on your space helmets because we've got a cosmic double whammy headed your way!
First off, Jupiter's in retrograde right in your sign. I know what you're thinking... "Great, just when I thought my life was getting back to normal, the biggest planet in our solar system decides to moonwalk in my sign!" But don't panic! This is actually a good thing. Jupiter is like that wise, old uncle who gives the best advice. He's just hitting the rewind button on your planet Netflix to remind you of some lessons you might have missed the first time around. And remember, this uncle is also known for his luck, so make sure you're wearing your lucky space socks this month!
Now, let's talk about Uranus. Yep, that rebellious, radical planet is also doing the retrograde rumba in Taurus. Imagine it as a sci-fi movie where the alien (Uranus) lands in the peaceful pasture (Taurus), causing a bit of a stir. Expect sudden changes and revolutionary ideas - your usual routine might feel like it’s been zapped by a Predator's plasma cannon. Embrace it, though! It's a great time to break free from what's been holding you back.
And speaking of Predators, have you checked out the moon lately? She's a Waxing Crescent, 3.4 days old. Still a baby, really. She's just starting to show her face after a long, dark night. This is the perfect time to start new projects or try something new. You're like the Predator hunting in the jungle - it's dark, but you've got your thermal vision goggles on and you're ready to pounce.
So, Taurus, get ready for a wild ride! Remember, even if you're feeling like you're being hunted by an alien with dreadlocks, you're the one in control. Just stay calm, keep your cool, and remember to laugh at the cosmic jokes the universe throws your way.
Now, go forth and conquer your world, Taurus! And don't forget to share your journey with us using the hashtags #JupiterRetrograde, #UranusRetrograde, #WaxingCrescent and #TaurusAlienHunter.
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SignToday Is Posting: 18.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-18-10-2023)