"May the Fourth be with you, Taurus: It’s time to stop Bull-ing around in a galaxy far, far away!"
The next Taurus will start in 153 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 6 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 179 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 163 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 203 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Greetings, Taurus! Your celestial situation is currently more packed than a Klingon's lunchbox!
Jupiter, our solar system's heavyweight champion, is taking a bit of a cosmic nap in your sign. It seems to be saying "Don't mind me, I'm just going to snooze here and expand your horizons while I sleep." This could lead to some interesting opportunities - or an unexpected craving for Jupiter-sized portions at dinner. Either way, a stretchy waistband might be a good investment. #JupiterSnoozeFest
Meanwhile, Uranus - the galaxy's ultimate non-conformist - is also retrograde in Taurus. Retrograde...or doing the moonwalk? You decide. This might make you feel like you’re living in a science fiction novel where gravity is optional and the coffee is always cold. Stay grounded. Don’t let this planetary backspin throw you off your game. Remember, even Spock had his off days. #UranusMoonwalk
As for Luna, our lovely lady of the night, she's just over 6.1 days old and in her First Quarter phase. This means she's halfway between new and full – or as I like to put it, at the "awkward teenager" stage. Don't be surprised if you're feeling a bit moody or indecisive. It's not you, it's the moon. #TeenageMoonDrama
So, dear Taurus, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take this cosmic weirdness in stride. Navigate it with the grace of a starship captain, the curiosity of a scientist, and the humor of...well, an astrologer who watches too much Star Trek. #BeamMeUpTaurus
Remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, all this is just a blip on the cosmic radar. You've got this. Live long and prosper! #Nerdstrology
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SignToday Is Posting: 19.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-19-11-2023)