By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 20 July 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Galactic Alert! Taurus, It's Time to Pull Yourself Out of Carbonite and Face the Music - May the Force (and the Stars!) Be With You!"

The next Taurus will start in 274 days, at Sunday, 20 April, 2025

The Moon moves to Taurus in 8 days, at Sunday, 28 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 295 days, at Sunday, 11 May, 2025

Venus moves to Taurus in 321 days, at Friday, 06 June, 2025

Mars is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Alright, Taurus, gather round, it's time for your cosmic update! With Mars and Uranus both parked in your sign like a couple of intergalactic RVs, you're in for quite the celestial shindig. Imagine a cosmic version of a block party where Mars is the rowdy neighbor who occasionally sets things on fire (accidentally, of course) and Uranus is the eccentric genius who brings a homemade theremin just for fun. Yeah, it's going to be that kind of week. Now, the full moon is currently at the tender age of 13.5 days, about as mature as a teenager refusing to clean their room. And guess what? It's throwing a bit of lunar attitude your way. Expect emotions to run high, like a soap opera set in the Milky Way. But remember, Taurus, you're as sturdy as they come. All this cosmic chaos might ruffle your fur a little, but you've got the tenacity of a space-age bulldozer. You can turn this celestial mosh pit into a dance floor. Just remember to dodge any flaming debris from Mars and ignore Uranus when it starts debating quantum physics with the toaster. In short, Taurus, buckle up. This week is going to feel like you're on a roller coaster designed by a caffeinated physicist with a sense of humor. But don't worry, you've got the grit and the wit to handle anything the universe throws your way. #TaurusTrials #MarsMadness #UranusUnhinged #FullMoonFever #CosmicChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.07.2024 07:12:01 (tau-20-07-2024)

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