By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 20 September 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Hey Taurus, better buckle up! This week's forecast: 90% chance of Cosmic Bull-oney and a Meteor Shower of Unexpected Opportunities!"

The next Taurus will start in 213 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 239 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 223 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 263 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, you audacious Taurus! Just like my good ol' thermal detonator, Jupiter is currently on a retrograde in your sign. And before you ask - no, it won't cause any galactic-sized explosions. At least, not literally. But you may feel a big bang inside your head with sudden realizations and epiphanies. #JupiterRetrograde #MindExplosions Now let's talk about that unpredictable maverick, Uranus - also retrograde in your sign. This might make you feel like your life controls are jammed, not unlike when I had to deal with that Sarlacc pit. But remember, just like I do with every bounty, face it head-on! Expect sudden changes, and don't be afraid to adapt. You've got this! #UranusRetrograde #UnexpectedChanges Last but not least, the Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.9 days old. And you know what that means, right? No? Well, let me explain. It's a great time to set new goals and intentions. Think of it as programming coordinates into your ship's navigation system. You decide where you want to go, and let the universe handle the rest. #WaxingCrescent #NewBeginnings So Taurus, lace up your space boots, adjust your jetpack, and get ready for a ride. Remember, life's a journey, not a destination (unless you're a bounty hunter, then destinations matter quite a bit). Stay strong, stay flexible, and may the Force be with you! #TaurusLife #StarWarsAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-20-09-2023)

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