"Intergalactic Traffic Alert: Taurus, Prepare for Unexpected U-turns in Your Personal Wormhole of Life!"
The next Taurus will start in 152 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 178 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 162 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 202 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 7.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hello, Taurus, you stubborn, luxurious beast! Now, don't go getting your horns in a twist, but we've got some serious cosmic action happening in your sign. Jupiter, the big daddy of expansion and good fortune, has decided to moonwalk through your star sign - yes, it's retrograde, honey. Bit like having a massive party planned and then realizing you forgot to invite half the guests! #RetrogradeRumble
But fear not, my bovine buddies, this retrograde is not as scary as it sounds. It's just a celestial reminder to slow down, reassess and realign yourself with your deepest desires. You know, the dreams you've buried under that mountain of chocolate wrappers and wine corks.
And speaking of slowing down, Uranus is also taking a cosmic nap in your sign. This rebellious planet is all about shaking things up and bringing about necessary change. So, while it's snoozing, you might feel like you're stuck in a never-ending episode of Star Trek without the cool gadgets or attractive aliens. But remember, change is still happening, it's just in stealth mode. So be patient and keep your eyes peeled for subtle shifts. #StealthModeUranus
The First Quarter Moon, aged 7.2 days (yes, we're being that precise), is adding some extra spice to the mix. This lunar phase is a call to action. So, if you've been procrastinating on that DIY spaceship project, now's the time to grab your tools and start building! Just make sure you read the manual first, we wouldn't want any exploding toilets this time, would we? #MoonPoweredMotivation
So, Taurus, despite all the retrograde madness, remember that you're as resilient as a Nokia phone from the '90s. Take this time to reflect, reassess, and prepare for the future. And don't forget to enjoy the journey, even if Jupiter seems to be leading a conga line in the wrong direction. #TaurusTango
May the stars guide you, and may your Wi-Fi always be strong! Keep those hooves on the ground and reach for the galaxies. Peace out! #AstroHippieNerd
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SignToday Is Posting: 20.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-20-11-2023)