"Stardate 2022: Taurus, Your Stubbornness Rivals a Klingon with a Hangnail – Perfect Time to Grab Life by the Horns!"
The next Taurus will start in 182 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 8 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 208 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 192 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 232 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hey Taurus, I see you've got both Jupiter and Uranus in retrograde in your sign. Now, that's like having an alien abduction and a government conspiracy happening at the same time. It's the astrological equivalent of saying, "Oh, man! Did I leave the stove on?" while you're being beamed up by a UFO.
But don't fret, because, much like myself, you can handle anything! Remember, when Jupiter is in retrograde, it's not about doom and gloom, but rather a time to reflect, reconsider, and reassess. Think of it as a cosmic pause button, a chance to catch your breath before leaping headfirst into another one of life's mysteries.
As for Uranus, well, that's more like a wild card in your deck. You could discover a new species in your backyard or find out that your neighbor is a time-traveling alien (who knew?). But remember, it's not about what happens, but how you handle it. In the words of the great Mulder himself, "The truth is out there...but so are lies."
Now, let's talk about that First Quarter moon... Old at 6.5 days, huh? If that moon were a cheese, it'd be a perfectly ripe Camembert. It's a time for taking action, pushing forward despite the fear. So go ahead, take that cheese, gather your courage, and boldly step into the unknown (or just the kitchen).
So, my stubborn bull, get ready for a roller coaster ride. Just remember to keep your feet on the ground and your eyes on the stars (or flying saucers).
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SignToday Is Posting: 21.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-21-10-2023)