"Beep Boop Bull! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Overhaul as Jupiter Swaps its Ringtone and Mars Forgets its Wallet!"
The next Taurus will start in 121 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus tomorrow, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 147 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 131 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 171 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Alright, Taurus, grab your NASA-approved binoculars and let's get down to the celestial nitty-gritty of your cosmic forecast. First off, Jupiter and Uranus are both doing a moonwalk in your sign. It’s like a retrograde rave in your backyard! Yes, I said rave... think more "disco ball in space" and less "end of the world".
With Jupiter in reverse, you're being called to channel your inner Bill Nye the Science Guy and examine any "Eureka!" moments you've had recently. Your inner wisdom is louder than a Klingon at a Star Trek convention right now, so don't ignore it!
Uranus is also spinning backwards in your sign, causing mad scientist vibes. Did you recently invent a time machine, or are you just feeling extra experimental? Either way, now's the time to embrace it! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility - so no creating black holes in your living room, okay?
And that First Quarter Moon? It's basically the universe's way of saying, "Hey Taurus, you're halfway there!" So, if you've been building a model replica of the Starship Enterprise, keep going! Your determination is more robust than a Wookie on a mission.
Remember, folks: In space, no one can hear you scream... but they can definitely see you shine! So go out there and be the supernova you were born to be, Taurus!
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SignToday Is Posting: 21.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-21-12-2023)