"Taurus, Prepare to Be 'Bull-dozed' by the Stars: Hasta La Vista, Boring Routines!"
The next Taurus will start in 211 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 237 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 221 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 261 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Oh, Taurus, my stubborn celestial bull, buckle up because this week is going to be more rollercoaster-ish than Flash Gordon's intergalactic escapades!
With Jupiter making a retrograde pit-stop in your sign, you might feel like Emperor Ming himself has hit the pause button on your luck. But fear not! Remember when Flash was stuck in that wonky spaceship with no idea how to fly? He figured it out and so can you. Use this time to reevaluate your goals, realign your priorities, and maybe even learn a new alien language or two!
Now, about Uranus also doing the moonwalk in your sign... It could feel like you're strapped into Dr. Zarkov's rocket ship, hurtling through uncharted territories. Expect the unexpected, embrace the chaos. It's just the Universe's quirky way of shaking things up and pushing you out of your comfort zone.
And then there's our 6.9 days old First Quarter moon. In layman's terms, this is the cosmic equivalent of "you're halfway there!" You're past the new moon phase of planning and dreaming. Now, it's time to take action, charge ahead, and make those dreams real, just like Flash would do!
So, listen up, Taurus: You've got the tenacity of Flash, the brains of Dr. Zarkov, and the charm of Dale Arden. This week, channel your inner sci-fi hero, navigate the cosmic plot twists, and remember: in the words of Flash himself, "I'm not the man you think I am."
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SignToday Is Posting: 22.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-22-09-2023)