"Brace Yourself, Taurus! You're About to Become the Galaxy's Most Delightful Couch Potato...And That's Not Bull!"
The next Taurus will start in 57 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 19 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 83 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 67 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 107 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 13.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hey there, Taurus, looks like you've hit the intergalactic jackpot! Your sign is currently hosting two big space-time shindig guests: Jupiter and Uranus. Imagine them as that quirky duo that always brings the best snacks to the party.
Jupiter, the king of the solar system (sorry Sun, size matters), is in your house. This could mean a big ol' heap of luck coming your way. But remember, this is the same guy who thought turning into a swan to woo a lady was a good plan. So, you know, judge the quality of that luck accordingly.
Meanwhile, Uranus, the rebel of the celestial sphere and everyone's favorite planet to giggle at, is also bunking with you. This guy loves to shake things up, so get ready for some unexpected changes. They might be good, they might be bad, but they’ll definitely be... interesting.
And let's not forget that your moon is at the awkward teenager phase of its cycle. It's not quite full, not quite new. It’s stuck in lunar puberty, so expect some emotional equivalent of voice cracks and acne breakouts.
So, in summary, Taurus, you're playing host to a king, a rebel, and a teenager. What could possibly go wrong? Buckle up, because it's going to be a wild ride.
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SignToday Is Posting: 23.02.2024 07:12:01 (tau-23-02-2024)