"Get to the Chakra! Taurus, Your Week is About to Become a Jungle of Cosmic Surprises!"
The next Taurus will start in 180 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 6 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 206 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 190 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 230 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Greetings, intrepid Taurus! Let's make it so!
Ah, the stubborn bull, in the midst of a Jupiter and Uranus retrograde party. You know what they say: two retrogrades in your sign make for one wild cosmic ride. It's like having Q and Data trying to drive the Enterprise at the same time. #StarshipShenanigans
Jupiter, the bringer of jollity and expansion, is taking a cosmic nap right now. You may feel like your personal growth is set on "pause." Or perhaps, like you're stuck in a holodeck program that just won't end. But fear not! This is just the universe's way of saying, "Engage... in some self-reflection." #JupiterRetrograde
Meanwhile, rebellious Uranus is also retrograde, prompting you to question every rule in the Starfleet manual. Expect sudden insights, akin to a Vulcan mind meld, that could revolutionize your life. It's like getting the warp speed upgrade you didn't know you needed. #UranusRetrograde
As for the First Quarter Moon, it's practically a teenager at 8.6 days old. Just like Wesley Crusher, it's full of potential and slightly annoying. This is a time for pushing forward, despite any resistance you may encounter. Remember: resistance is futile. #FirstQuarterMoon
So grab your tricorder, Taurus, and boldly go where no bull has gone before. And remember, in the immortal words of Captain Picard: "There is a way out of every box, a solution to every puzzle; it's just a matter of finding it." #PicardsWisdom
Live long and prosper, Taurus. Or, as we say in astrological circles, may the stars be ever in your favor! #TaurusHoroscope #StarTrekAstrology
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SignToday Is Posting: 23.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-23-10-2023)