"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: This Week's Forecast Predicts a Bull Market in Cosmic Energy, High Probability of Stubborn Outbursts, and a Slight Chance of Alien Abduction!"
The next Taurus will start in 119 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury moves to Taurus in 145 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 129 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 169 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hey, Taurus, buckle up because the cosmos is throwing a triple retrograde party in your sign!
First off, the moon's not just visiting; it's taken up permanent residence like a needy friend on your couch. You'll feel emotions as big as a black hole one moment and as small as a quark the next. #MoonInTaurus #EmotionalRollercoaster
Now, Jupiter's gone retrograde too, so expect fortune to be as elusive as a quantum particle. One moment you're floating in luck, the next it's vanished like it's been sucked into a wormhole. Keep an eye out for lucky breaks, but remember, Schroedinger's cat might be both dead and alive, but your chances are definitely alive... somewhere out there. #JupiterRetrograde #LuckBeALadyTonight
And let's not forget about Uranus! It's also retrograde in your sign, causing upheaval like a hyperactive teleporter. Expect changes coming at you faster than light speed and from directions you never saw coming. But hey, chaos is just order waiting to happen, right? #UranusRetrograde #ExpectTheUnexpected
With the Waxing Gibbous moon 11.1 days old, it's like that awkward pre-teen phase - not quite full, but not new either. It's the cosmic version of voice cracks and surprise pimples. Brace yourself for some growing pains. #WaxOnWaxOff
So, Taurus, grab your telescope, put on your favorite space jam, and get ready for a wild ride. The stars might be playing tricks, but remember - the cosmos has a funny sense of humor, and so do you! #TaurusLife #CosmicChaos #Nerdstrology
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SignToday Is Posting: 23.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-23-12-2023)