By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 24 October 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Stubborn Star Gazers Rejoice! Taurus Season Promises Cosmic Traffic Jams and Stellar Snack Breaks!"

The next Taurus will start in 179 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 205 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 189 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 229 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Taurus, my cosmic bull buddy! As Gandalf once wisely said, "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." Well, right now, time is about as twisted as a Moebius strip. With Jupiter and Uranus both retrograde in your sign, things are going to get as wonky as a hobbit’s second breakfast! Jupiter, the Santa Claus of the solar system, is moonwalking through your sign, sprinkling retrograde magic like he's trying to re-enchant Middle Earth. But instead of gifts, he's bringing a hefty dose of reflection and reconsideration. You know that feeling when you get lost in the Mines of Moria? That's your life right now. Don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom, it's just a chance to reassess your goals, akin to Frodo contemplating whether to toss that ring into Mount Doom. As for Uranus, the mad scientist of the cosmos, also doing the retrograde rumba in your sign, expect your life to feel like you've been caught in a crossfire between a wizard's duel. This planet is all about change and unpredictability, so hold onto your wizard hats, Taurus! You might find yourself trying to juggle too many tasks like Bilbo at his Unexpected Party. The waxing gibbous moon, currently 9.7 days old, is shining down on you, giving you a light in dark places, when all other lights go out. Use this lunar energy to illuminate your path forward, but try not to step on any dwarf toes along the way. So, dear Taurus, brace yourself. It's time to embark on an unforeseen journey - emotionally, mentally, and maybe even physically (if you’re up for an adventure). Remember, not all those who wander are lost. They're just Taurus under a retrograde! #TaurusTales #RetrogradeRumble #CosmicChaos #WaxingGibbousGlow #MiddleEarthMadness

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-24-10-2023)

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