"Time to Grab the Bull by the Horns: Taurus, Your Star-Stamped Forecast Promises a Galactic Roller Coaster of Fun and Quirky Quantum Quandaries!"
The next Taurus will start in 118 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury moves to Taurus in 144 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 128 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 168 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings, Taurus. In the words of my Vulcan ancestors, "Live long and prosper." Yet, as a Taurus, you might be feeling a bit like a retrograde sandwich right now with Jupiter and Uranus both doing the cosmic backwards shuffle in your sign.
The moon, which is currently lodged in the comfy couch of Taurus, is looking at all this retrograding action and saying, "Fascinating." The gravitational pull of these celestial bodies are causing a wave of introspection that would make even a Vulcan raise an eyebrow.
Jupiter's retrograde may have you reevaluating your goals with the critical eye of a Starfleet captain facing the Kobayashi Maru test. Don't worry, it's not a no-win situation - unless you cheat, of course.
Uranus retrograde is like a surprise Vulcan nerve pinch, causing sudden changes in your usually steady routine. You may feel like you've been teleported to a parallel universe where everything is just a little... off.
And remember, Taurus, it's not logical to ignore your emotions. The Waxing Gibbous moon, 12.1 days old and still as curious as a baby Tribble, reminds you to acknowledge your feelings in order to grow.
So, dear Taurus, hang on to your phasers! Keep your tricorders handy for any unexpected alien life forms (or life changes) that may come your way.
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SignToday Is Posting: 24.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-24-12-2023)