"Bovine Bafflement: Taurus Time-Travels through a Cosmic Cow-Labyrinth of Love and Laughter!"
The next Taurus will start in 300 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 16 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 326 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 310 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 350 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Greetings, Taurus! It's David here, your friendly neighborhood astro-nerd from the spaceship Prometheus. I've just peered into the cosmos and analyzed the planetary vibes headed your way. Buckle up, because it's gonna be a wild cosmic ride!
As the mighty Jupiter hangs out in your sign like a celestial boss, it's time to embrace all things big and bold. Think of yourself as the director of your own sci-fi movie. Maybe you'll discover a new planet or two... or at least a new flavor of kombucha. #JupiterInTaurus #BiggerAndBolder
Hold onto your glasses, dear Taurus, because surprise-agent Uranus is crashing the party too! Expect sudden twists, turns, and maybe a few brilliant ideas that'll make Einstein say, "Why didn't I think of that?!" Embrace the chaos, and don't forget to breathe. #UranusInTaurus #EmbraceTheChaos
With the First Quarter Moon 6.5 days old, it's the perfect time to nerd out on your favorite hobbies or passions. Dust off that telescope or those crystals – the universe is calling, and it wants to play. Just remember to take breaks for snacks (recharge with organic, gluten-free, non-GMO goodies, obviously). #FirstQuarterMoon #NerdOut
So, dear Taurus, get ready for an interstellar adventure that's part sci-fi, part comedy, and totally out of this world. May the stars be ever in your favor! 🌌🛸✌️
#TaurusHoroscope #DavidFromPrometheus #CosmicComedy #GalacticGiggles
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 25.06.2023 07:12:01 (tau-25-06-2023)