"Picasso's Bull in a China Shop: Taurus, Prepare for a Whirlwind of Cubist Chaos this Month!"
The next Taurus will start in 239 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 10 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 265 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 249 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 289 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Taurus!
Looks like it’s time for a cosmic cocktail party in your sign, with Jupiter and Uranus both hanging out. Man, that’s like having Galactica and Pegasus in the same fleet. Bigger is better, am I right?
Jupiter, the big kahuna of the cosmos, is all about growth, expansion, and abundance. It's basically the Starbuck of planets. So, expect some big, bold moves coming your way. Meanwhile, Uranus, the rebel of the zodiac, is shaking things up like a Cylon raider in a dogfight. It's the plot twist you didn't see coming which may feel like you're being thrown into an FTL jump without warning. But hey, change can be good, right?
Our moon, currently in the First Quarter phase at 8.3 days old, is like a Viper running at half power - not quite to its full potential, but still packing a punch. This is a time for action, for pushing forward, even if you're not sure where you're going. Kinda like when I punched Apollo that one time - sorry, Lee.
So, Taurus, gear up for some exciting times. Expect the unexpected, embrace the chaos, and remember - sometimes you gotta roll the hard six.
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SignToday Is Posting: 25.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-25-08-2023)