By The Chip Witch on Monday, 25 September 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Your Week Will Be More Jaw-Dropping than an Alien Chestburster Surprise Party!"

The next Taurus will start in 208 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 6 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 234 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 218 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 258 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright, Taurus, hold onto your cosmic pants because things are about to get real... or unreal. Depends on how you look at it, really. With Jupiter doing the cosmic cha-cha in reverse right in your sign, expect some unexpected opportunities to, well, do the unexpected! Use this as a chance to rewrite the rulebook - you know, the one that says you can't eat cereal for dinner or wear mismatched socks. That's right, it's anarchy time, baby! Meanwhile, Uranus is also pulling a backwards moonwalk in your sign. This isn't just a double-dose of retrograde action, it's like your life's been turned into a funky remix where anything can happen. Your inner rebel is itching to break free; maybe it's time you let them out for a bit, eh? The Waxing Gibbous moon, currently 10.1 days old (but who's counting?), is like an overeager teenager pushing you to show off your creativity. Don't resist the urge! Whether it's painting, playing the ukulele, or inventing a new dance move, it's time to let your Taurus-fabulousness shine! Remember, Taurus, you're as steady as they come, but even a rock enjoys a good roll down the hill now and again. So let your hair down, break some rules, and get ready for some cosmic-level fun! #TaurusLife #JupiterRetrograde #UranusRetrograde #MoonMood #CosmicAnarchy #NerdyAstrologerVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-25-09-2023)

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