By The Chip Witch on Friday, 26 January 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Bullseye! Taurus Rockets into Retrograde - Aliens Say it's Time for Self-Care, not Cow-Tipping!"

The next Taurus will start in 85 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 20 days, at Thursday, 15 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 111 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 95 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 135 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 15.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings, celestial bull! Taurus, you're more lit up than a Christmas tree in Times Square right now! Jupiter's settled in your sign like a king on his throne at a gaming convention, and Uranus, that hipster planet, is doing the moonwalk retrograde in your sign. It's like a cosmic rave party is happening in your living room, but don't worry, no need to clean up afterwards. Jupiter, the big cheese of good fortune and expansion, is giving you a power-up level boost! You're Mario who just found a Super Star! It’s like you’re carrying around a lucky horseshoe, a four-leaf clover and a rabbit’s foot, all while walking under a rainbow. Why not try your hand at the lottery or go for that job promotion? This is your time to shine brighter than a supernova! Meanwhile, Uranus is moonwalking backwards in your sign like it forgot its keys at the last planetary pit stop. This could mean unexpected life reruns, kind of like when you reach the end of your favorite Netflix series and you start it all over again. Old issues may resurface, but look at them as speed bumps, not roadblocks. The Full Moon, currently 15.3 days old (and don’t we all wish we could age like that), is shedding light on your true passions. It's like the universe has given you a pair of night-vision goggles, so you can see what really makes your heart tick. Use this lunar lunacy to guide you towards what you truly love, be it botany or binge-watching anime. So Taurus, grab this week by the horns and remember, no one can rock a cosmic rave party like you. Go forth and conquer! #JupiterInTaurus #TaurusRaveParty #UranusMoonwalk #FullMoonPassions #GrabTheWeekByTheHorns

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-26-01-2024)

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