"Brace Yourself Taurus, Venus is Pulling a Timey-Wimey Trick: Expect Unexpected Love in the Most Unlikely of TARDISes!"
The next Taurus will start in 54 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 16 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 80 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 64 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 104 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 16.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Greetings, logical and patient Taurus, or as I like to say, the bull of the zodiac. Your horoscope today is as fascinating as a class in Vulcan philosophy.
The mighty Jupiter, or as we Trekkies might call it, the "Horta" of our solar system (due to its vast size and gaseous nature), is currently in your sign. This event is as rare as a Vulcan laughing at a knock-knock joke. As Jupiter is the planet of expansion and abundance, expect to feel as prosperous as a Ferengi with a new shipment of gold-pressed latinum. #JupiterInTaurus #ProsperityAlert
Now, let's move onto Uranus, the rebellious one. It's also in Taurus, making your life as unpredictable as a Tribble's reproductive cycle. While this could be unsettling for some, remember, you are a Taurus—a being of resilience and patience. You can handle anything, even a surprise visit from the Borg.
As for that Full Moon, at 16.3 days old, it is behaving quite like a teenager—full of emotion and drama. Expect your feelings to oscillate more rapidly than a warp core on the fritz. But fear not, you are Taurus. Like the stoic Captain Picard, you can face any emotional turbulence with grace and courage.
In conclusion, Taurus, this is a time of growth, unexpected changes, and heightened emotions. So, brace yourself, as if preparing for a leap to warp speed. And remember, in the immortal words of Mr. Spock - Live long and prosper. #FullMoonFever #WarpSpeedAhead
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 26.02.2024 07:12:01 (tau-26-02-2024)