"Engage Maximum Chill, Taurus! Starfleet Predicts a Week of Cosmic Couch Surfing and Nebulous Netflix Binging!"
The next Taurus will start in 207 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 233 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 217 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 257 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey there, Tenacious Taurus! 🐂
Now, don't have a cow, but you're currently playing host to not one, but TWO retrograde planets. Jupiter and Uranus are both doing the cosmic cha-cha in reverse right in your sign. It's like a planetary prom and you're the reluctant chaperone.
Jupiter, the big guy of the zodiac, normally brings luck and expansion, but in retrograde? He's like your grandma who's just discovered online shopping – there could be some overindulgence and poor decisions to deal with. So don't be surprised if you find yourself tempted to buy that vintage Star Wars lunchbox on eBay. #JupiterRetrograde #TheForceIsNotWithYou
And then there's Uranus, the planet of change and innovation, also in retrograde. Imagine he's like a quirky scientist who's forgotten his glasses. Expect some unexpected plot twists, but also some amazing breakthroughs. You might even invent a new way to tie shoelaces or concoct the perfect homemade pizza sauce.
With the Waxing Gibbous moon at 11.2 days old, it's like the universe's night light is on. It's a time for growth and building momentum, kinda like how your Netflix watchlist seems to expand every day.
So, my Bullish friends, hang in there. Retrogrades may feel like you're walking through a sci-fi movie directed by a caffeine-fueled squirrel, but remember: every situation, no matter how strange, is an opportunity for growth. And hey, at least you aren't the one who has to clean up after the cosmic party when it's over!
#TaurusLife #RetrogradeRumba #WaxingGibbousGiggles
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SignToday Is Posting: 26.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-26-09-2023)